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To get a free Alabama DUI Attorney evaluation please fill out the following form: My Alabama DUI Attorney knows his law from his elbow. Yup, he's a real smarty-pants with his big office and his books and his fancy words. He has a plaque on the wall to prove he's a real lawyer. My Alabama lawyer might be the smartest guy I ever met, besides my father, of course, who could sing the alphabet forwards and backwards and count to ten in Chinese. It was a stupid mistake. I was at some raging party at a bar and I decided to drive my busted-up truck home even though I was drunk as a skunk. My Albama DUI Attorney warned me not to use the word drunk in court (also, he doesn't like me saying "drunk as a skunk" because he says it is a clichay, which I suppose is some French word for rhyming). Anyway, my Alabama DUI Attorney's stuck-up objections aside, I was drunk as a skunk and ended up flipping my truck into a corn field. No one was hurt, but the farmer was fuming mad at me. When they lifted up the truck, it had made an indent in the corn that looked like the letter L. So, I knew I was up shit creek and I had to find an DWI lawyer fast or I would end up poorer than a pickpocket in a nudist colony. I called up my Uncle Bernie who has been charged with DUI about ten times and who can only count to five in Chinese. Bernie gave me the name and number of some hot-shot Alabama DUI Attorney and I went to visit him. Within a few seconds of meeting this lawyer, I knew he was smart cookie with a mind as sharp as a tack. My new attorney made me sign a bunch of papers and fork over enough money to burn a wet dog, but I knew it would be worth it. I told myself, if this guy can get Uncle Bernie off the hook ten times, then he can sure as sugar help me out. In court, I was sweating like a whore in church, but my Alabama DUI Attorney was cool as a cucumber. He made a bunch of fancy arguments and used a bunch of magical sounding words. After only thirty minutes, I was free! That day, I was happy as a clam. I was so happy I went out to my favourite bar and drank some Jack Daniels on the rocks and some tequila and a couple of Buds. Afterwards, I thought of my Alabama DUI Attorney, and I ordered a cab home. He's a nice guy and all but I hope I never have to see him again. |
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